Goon Squad / Guild Profile
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This guild profile has not been updated in a long time and so may be inaccurate, or the guild may no longer exist.
Guild Name | Goon Squad |
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Guild Tag | [GS] | |
Last Updated | 9th September, 2014 | |
Server | Undecided | |
Faction | Nuia/West | |
Style & Focus | Strict/Hardcore PvX | |
Language(s) | English (Secondary: Goon Speak) | |
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Website | http://www.aagoons.com | |
Discord | N/A | |
@Something_Awful | ||
Voice Comms | Mumble | |
Members | 300+ | |
Guild Leader(s) | SCT | |
Recruitment Status | Closed | |
Min. Age | 18 | |
Min. Time Investment | 7 days/week, 24 hours/week | |
Timezone(s) | GMT -6 | |
Skill Level(s) | High | |
Activities | QuestingDungeonsOpen World PvPTradingCrafting |
General Guild Info
Flying around on a hang-glider at 5000 ft, looking for crops to steal from other people. Taking those crops and putting them on a boat and racing for your life to a trader before you are killed by the opposing faction, or your own faction, or pirates from a third faction, or the motherfucking KRAKEN.
Then polishing it off by playing the Zelda theme on a bard as you ride around on your donkey elk Chinese dragon mount thing, before having a quick dance off with an opposing player while "You Can't Touch This" plays in the background, and then you go to sleep in your Hobbit house that we helped you build with our own resources. GOD BLESS GOONUNISM.
Goonunism will take care of its own.