Goon Squad / Guild Profile

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Guild Name Goon Squad
Guild Tag [GS]
Last Updated 9th September, 2014
Server Undecided
Faction Nuia/West
Style & Focus Strict/Hardcore PvX
Language(s) English (Secondary: Goon Speak)
Location United States
Website http://www.aagoons.com
Discord N/A
Twitter @Something_Awful
Voice Comms Mumble
Members 300+
Guild Leader(s) SCT
Recruitment Status Closed
Min. Age 18
Min. Time Investment 7 days/week, 24 hours/week
Timezone(s) GMT -6
Skill Level(s) High
Activities QuestingDungeonsOpen World PvPTradingCrafting

General Guild Info

Flying around on a hang-glider at 5000 ft, looking for crops to steal from other people. Taking those crops and putting them on a boat and racing for your life to a trader before you are killed by the opposing faction, or your own faction, or pirates from a third faction, or the motherfucking KRAKEN. 

Then polishing it off by playing the Zelda theme on a bard as you ride around on your donkey elk Chinese dragon mount thing, before having a quick dance off with an opposing player while "You Can't Touch This" plays in the background, and then you go to sleep in your Hobbit house that we helped you build with our own resources. GOD BLESS GOONUNISM.

Goonunism will take care of its own.